Paris Saint-Germain’s jewel Joao Neves

The fantastical scene before you happened today in the Paris Saint-Germain vs.

Toulouse match in the French League, which ended with Paris winning 6-3!

João Neves scored a hat-trick, the first of his career.

Two of his goals were scissor kicks, both of which were exact replicas.

He scored with his back to goal, hitting the ball with his chest before turning and shooting.

It was as if you were watching Captain Majed score it twice, not once!

Not to mention the third goal, a shot from outside the penalty area that flew into the top corner of the goal. Imagine that the three goals combined had a 0.42 chance of success.

It didn’t add up to a goal, but in reality, they were three imaginary goals!

He’s short, thin, and 20 years old.

You’d think he was an innocent child, but in reality, he’s a genius and a madman, baffling and humiliating anyone who crosses his path!

A legendary hat-trick that will never be forgotten by the jewel of Paris, Joao Bacha Neves

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I don’t know if you know about the madness that happened today or not.

but Paris Saint-Germain beat Toulouse 6-3.Wait, that’s not all.

João Neves scored a hat-trick.No, no, wait, that’s not all.

João Neves scored a double scissors kick, back to back.

Not only that, but despite the hat-trick, João Neves’s xG is only 0.46.

That means the master scored 3 goals out of a total xG, not even half an expected goal.

Every time I write about this guy, I say he’s one of the greatest steals in football.

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Paris Saint-Germain’s jewel Joao Neves

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