Crazy match in the literal sense
Whoever missed today’s Champions League match between Paris Saint-Germain and Leverkusen missed out on an extraordinary amount of fun!
Paris scored the first goal in the 7th minute.
Leverkusen missed a penalty kick in the 25th minute.
Leverkusen’s Andrej was sent off in the 33rd minute.
Paris’ Ya Sabarni was sent off in the 37th minute.
Leverkusen equalized in the 38th minute.
Paris scored the second goal in the 41st minute.
Paris scored the third goal in the 44th minute.
Paris scored the fourth goal in the 48th minute.
Paris scored the fifth goal in the 50th minute.
Leverkusen scored the second goal in the 54th minute.
Paris scored the sixth goal in the 66th minute.
Paris scored the seventh goal in the 90th minute.
Everything you could wish for happened in this game!
Paris Saint-Germain, who were known for having the toughest schedule in the Champions League, defeated Atalanta 4-0, Barcelona 3-0, and Leverkusen 7-0 today, dominating the league standings!
We’re in for a treat, folks.
Do you see the player attacking the space behind the defenders?
That player isn’t Dembélé, Doé, or Kvaratskhelia!
Imagine that player is Nuno Mendes, the left-back!
Imagine that Paris Saint-Germain has a full-back who can run endless distances with the ball, dribble past any player in front of him, score and create goals, make amazing crosses, play as a defender, full-back, midfielder, and striker, and on top of that, he also knows how to defend.
He’s a total badass!
Imagine that Nuno Mendes scored and assisted a goal today against Leverkusen, contributed to goals in every Champions League match so far, contributed to six goals in 11 matches this season, and is the one who brought Paris back against Barcelona and scored a world-first foul two weeks ago against Lille!
Imagine that Real Madrid refused to sign Mendes and settled for Ferland Mendy, and Paris then bought Mendes for only 38 million euros.
Paris bought the cleanest jewel in the market for dirt cheap, literally.
Today, Vitina played with Paris Saint-Germain, beating Bayer Leverkusen 7-2.
Vitina did the following with Paris:
Scored a goal – Assisted a goal – 14 passes for the final third –
10 line-breaking passes – 7 out of 8 accurate long balls
Created 3 chances, including a clear chance
Touched the ball 135 times
Look, after all that action…
Imagine that madman made 126 accurate passes out of 128.
It’s not normal, really.
Regarding the statistics of the number of touches, I thought I’d look at Tchouameni’s easiest match of the season.
It was the match against Kazakh club Kairat Almaty.
He touched the ball 66 times, half of Vitina’s.
Liverpool Literally, Real Madrid players avoided the pass to the pivot, which would put us in the lead.
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Crazy match in the literal sense
Crazy match in the literal sense
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